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smiling sweetly as she smashes the patriarchy.
I found my new hero.
there has never been a cool person called eugene
do you wanna fuckin go
THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school.
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice.
In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.
u lived in a k-mart
This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading
I wonder if this works for Ikea as well.
I guess it does
Are you kidding half the people that go into Ikea never find their way out again
when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u
Endless list of favourite films:
Coraline (2009)"How can you walk away from something and then come towards it?"
BWAHAHAHAHA no this is intimidating as hell
Ien Levin tattoo
and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years
im alive but only ironically
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What I say to home work on holiday breaks.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOMESTUCK!!! too bad im tardy to the party by about 2 hours hahahahaahaha lifes so hard my hands are dead help me