DERSE DREAMER
HERO OF HEART
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Major Depression:Slight-Moderate
Dysthymia:High-Moderate
Bipolar Disorder:Moderate
Cyclothymia:Very High
Seasonal Affective Disorder:High
Postpartum Depression:N/A
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SP: Combine fangirliness with tumblr.

zombikki:

takemyhandanyway:

made rebloggable by request

she’s beautiful.

smiling sweetly as she smashes the patriarchy.

I found my new hero.

leatherh0ff:

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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do you wanna fuckin go

just-my-personality:

smaugthefabulousgoldenmajesty:

redphonebooth3:

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

I wonder if this works for Ikea as well.

I guess it does

Are you kidding half the people that go into Ikea never find their way out again

just-my-personality:

smaugthefabulousgoldenmajesty:

redphonebooth3:

zzazu:

britney2007spears:

joebarborak:

thepurdypurdy:

THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99 

To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school. 

Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice. 

In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.

The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.

The people that work there really don’t care.

u lived in a k-mart

This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading

I wonder if this works for Ikea as well.

I guess it does

Are you kidding half the people that go into Ikea never find their way out again

beyoncempire:

when u accidentally laugh at a joke about u

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imtheoneofustosurvive:

Endless list of favourite films:
Coraline (2009)

"How can you walk away from something and then come towards it?"

grim-assassin:

Fucking idiot

nevertrustastegosaurus:

BWAHAHAHAHA no this is intimidating as hell

nevertrustastegosaurus:

BWAHAHAHAHA no this is intimidating as hell

origamirabbit:

Ien Levin tattoo

seite:

and then they proceeded to be the worst at their jobs for the next 20 years

perchu:

im alive but only ironically

mojutmnt:

real-gifs:

au8:

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Well


What I say to home work on holiday breaks.
blobeggs:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOMESTUCK!!! too bad im tardy to the party by about 2 hours hahahahaahaha lifes so hard my hands are dead help me

blobeggs:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOMESTUCK!!! too bad im tardy to the party by about 2 hours hahahahaahaha lifes so hard my hands are dead help me